What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

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What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only