What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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How cheap are iPads now?

More importantly, how expensive are menus

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.