What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.