What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

removed

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only