What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration