What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!