What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.