What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration