What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only