What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!