What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.