What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.