What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Sterile Man Jokes More Sterile Man Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?