What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Sterile Man Jokes More Sterile Man Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?