What did the tv get for Christmas?

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.