What did the tv get for Christmas?

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess