What did the tv get for Christmas?

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Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)