What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.