What did the tv get for Christmas?

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

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What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.