What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.