What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas ?

Hypothermia.

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.