What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas ?

Hypothermia.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)