What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

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What did the homeless man get for christmas ?

Hypothermia.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.