How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires