They both don't like wires
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
Two Mennonite.
Three Men-A-Night
The all up in yo business.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.