What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.