What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens