What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

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How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite