What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.