What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.