Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**