Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite