Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite