How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.