How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.