How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite