How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.