How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite