How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.