How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin