How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

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