What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin