What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin