What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

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They like horsin' around.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.