What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.