What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice