What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.