What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.