How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.