How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."