How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)