How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :