How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!