How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.