What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

England Jokes More England Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer