What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer