What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Eggs get laid at least once.

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Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer