What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.