What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.