What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.