What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.