What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.