What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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What's a man?

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

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They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

How do you milk sheep?

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

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What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!