Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism