Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
A midwife crisis.
One composes, the other decomposes...
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
roommates
Oh my god a talking coconut!
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
He didn't want any glaze in the military
Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone
He was in Peake condition.
No brains
