What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Which candidate will most improve our country?

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.

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He didn't want any glaze in the military

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains