Oh God, not the B's!
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Oh my god a talking coconut!
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
And why is she wearing my underpants
A positive pregnancy test.
The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Twitter only allows 160 characters
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Coup coup coup
An oompa loompa with a sore throat.
A Nicolas Cage.
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
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