Oh God, not the B's!
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Oh my god a talking coconut!
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
A trip without kids.
Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Is it in
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
On the second page of google.
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
I replied "It's hard to keep track."
he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
You take away its tiny brooms.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
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