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Oh my god a talking coconut!
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because they don't know were home is! XD
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD
Mourning wood
Awaken, my pump- "
He had no body to go with.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
There's a sale on at the fern store!"
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
