Oh Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!