What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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How much have you had to drink?

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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OH SNaP!

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!