What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.