How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.