How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)