How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.