How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What's another word for double-dating?

consolidating

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'