Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What do blind trains read?

Raile!

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.