What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.