What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.