What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast