What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now