What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Kermit the Frog's finger.

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Kermit the frogs finger...

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Kermit's fingers

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !