What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.