What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.