What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.