What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.