Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !