Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !