Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !