Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.