Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.