Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!