Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.