Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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Because they're stuck between a 69.

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Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.