Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.