Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.