Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.