Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

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All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.