Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Because they can't spell toboggan.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.