Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.