Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.