Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape