Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.