Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.