What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.