What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.