What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.