What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.