What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What do computers snack on?

micro chips

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.