What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.