How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.