How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!