How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!