How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".