What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.