What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!