What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.