What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.