What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.