What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."