What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili