What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!