What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

How did the butcher cure cancer?

With salt.

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Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze