Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !