Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !