Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.