A man holding an aardvark.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
She had no legs.
Names
A: A horse and rider.
It swags its tail.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
12 months
A dead bird.
because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
A vark!
