What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!