What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!