What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."