What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ?

Armenia every word I say !

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."