How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks