How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks