Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.