What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late