What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

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What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late