What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!