What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What do you call an idiot?

You