Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !