Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!