Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO