Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.