What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog