What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.