What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.