A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Because he is lying.
A solmate
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
A bull shiht
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
The L'Hyatt
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
The Colossus of Scrotes.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
A riot.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
