A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Sweet Pee
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
A gobblin. I'll see myself out...
Bernie sanders
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
