What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW